Top 10 Reasons I Am Learning Tap

[FIRST DRAFT]

10. Fake something up about loving diversity, expanding my horizons, blah blah blah.

9. Some b.s. about to conquer fear, you must do what terrifies you.

8. Slave to the rhythm.

7. The instructor is built like a brick house and I hope I can get lucky with her.

6. My way of giving back to the community.

5. [Something] Already have the shoes?

4. [something]

3. [something something]

2. [something something]

And the Number One Reason I am taking tap dancing lessons:

1. The instructor is my wife, so the classes are free.